⁣No programmer has all 5!

⁣No programmer has all 5! 😂⠀
1. Writes detailed Git commit messages⠀
2. Writes enough unit/automation tests⠀
3. Attends the “team-bonding” events⠀
4. Reads ALL the requirements before coding⠀
5. Doesn’t always say "well, it works on my machine"⠀
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🤫 I don’t have all 5 😅⠀
Just a little humor! Feel free to prove me wrong!⠀
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⁉️ If you’re also a programmer, do you have all five? ⠀
If not, which are you working on?